On the day that she broke her finger
He called her up and said
“Would you like to get ahead in line?
All you gotta do is be mine.
Not in the ordinary Josephine, Napolean
Cyrano and Roxanne, Romeo and Juliette way
I have something else in mind...
You can be my sex slave
I’ll make sure that you get paid
I’ve got the connections, you got no direction
I’ll be Henry Higgins, you can be Eliza
Except for the part where I’ll always despise ya.
Sign on the dotted line”
On the day when she broke her high heel
He picked her up and brushed her off while he copped a feel
Cause this was all part of the deal
It’s an ordinary overnight sensation story
Cinderella at the ball
Those shoes are gonna make you fall
But you can have it all
You can be my sex slave
I’ll make sure that you get paid
I’ve got the connections, you got no direction
I’ll be Henry Higgins, you can be Eliza
Except for the fact that I’ll always despise ya.
Sign on the dotted line.
She’s picking up the pieces of her shattered shoes
The rain in the plains only makes her blue
Standing at the crossroads looking for a man
Wearing a black hat and she’ll find him if she can
Sign on the dotted line
You can be my sex slave
I’ll make sure that you get paid
I’ve got the connections, you’ve got no direction
I’ll be Henry Higgins, you can be Eliza
Except for the part where I’ll always despise ya.
Sign on the dotted line
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